Bludence

Bludence (commonly referred to as Blude) is an astronomy student and a Brewery regular.

Appearance
Bludence is an azure blue book with cadmium yellow stripes. Up on his head, he dons a navy blue beanie with a small cotton ball on top.

Personality
Bludence is not a confident soul and is more of a quiet kept softboy of sorts. He likes to talk to people but can't muster the courage to actually go to them and speak. He is not known to make comprehensible sense with his sentences, just blabbering nonsense and all that.

Background Information
Blude has OCD to some extent, his hands are rough and rigid, he also can't stand specs of dust and misplaced objects. He also isn't good at speaking fluently, he is known to stutter and replace vowels or consonants accidentally.

He also has a family, wow! But they're adoptive parents, a palm tree and a sparkler. They're lesbians haha cool.

He used to know nothing about LGBT so he thought they were straight but now he does know stuff about LGBT, so he knows they're lesbian. He's pansexual... Demi-pansexual. In other terms, ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US!

The Abominations...
This Bludence.... isn't the first Bludence to appear in the brewery. Although his number is #0000, he is new and not the original.

The first ever Blude to appear was commonly referred to as Blu, they were known for their...

SEXUAL DRIVE

Being attracted to many males... and one female. But we don't talk about him, he was an incel and this Bludence right now isn't an incel.

Packanack and Bangladesh
One time Bludence went to Packanack Lodge in Friday the 13th and uh oh, Jason was there. He got really mad and screamed at him. Bludence went all like "NO, NO, NO! NOT ALLOWED," and Jason stepped back. He whispered to Bludence, "your mean." And that's how Bludence flew all the way to Bangladesh. That's where he met Gandhi and the Seven Dwarfs. Goodnight.